Friday, December 23, 2011

Kim Kardashian Posts Family's Christmas Card

Kim Kardashian Posts Family's Christmas Card
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Twas the week before Christmas and down in L.A., the Kardashian clan sent some cards our way. The family gathered as Kris Jenner planned, and they hoped good photos could land Kim a new man.

Most families resort to cute candid shots or strike a simple pose for their Christmas cards. But that would be far too trashy for the famous family, who opted for a professional 3-D photo shoot with Nick Saglimbeni. Early this morning Kim posted the photos on her blog, and added, "I love our family Christmas cards shoots and I think this one looks amazing!" Well while she says amazing, I say interesting.

There are so many things wrong with Kardashian card. Do they really think the all black wardrobe and bitchy faces will spread Christmas cheer? It's like they all looked at Medusa and turned into high-fashion stone statues. And not even well-dressed statues. Well, except for Khloe.

I thought Kim learned on Dancing with the Stars that she looks God-awful in a tuxedo, but I guess Koutney's the only one who learns from her fashion faux pas. Maybe Kris made her wear more masculine clothes since she's the only daughter without a man. I mean come on, even her 14-year-old sister Kylie has a boyfriend. Speaking of younger sisters and fashion mistakes, why is Kendall wearing a cooch-revealing dress? Sure, she's 16 but that doesn't mean she should start dressing like a slut.

The only saving grace in this Christmas card is the dynamic duo of Rob and Mason. As the cutest members of the family, they were the only ones who could warm my Grinch-like heart.

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